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The day has finally come, when pigs not only have flown, but they’ve also fixed my car and made me breakfast using the meat from their own bodies, and Hell has not only frozen over, but it’s also become my new venue for Smurfs on Ice. For today a new blog has been crafted from the finest code of WordPress, to be filled with the most random of crap you could imagine.
And so begins, my Blog of Blogness.